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ABOUT ME
just a wee bit


Hi. I'm Lorna. ​​​
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I chose #54 in soccer every year because of Brian Urlacher (I'm from Chicago).
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"My car is in the shop again" is a line I frequent. And I think that shows resiliency.
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I wasn't great at ceramics so I made a 3ft tall, 200lb bird bath to prove myself. It shattered in the kiln. I proved myself wrong (see "Tweet Retreat")​.
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I love Point Break (and I confidently submitted that silly poster for a grade in college).
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I owned and operated a mini-tattoo gun for two years. I don't regret the ones I gave myself. I cannot say the same for my clients.
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Please let me tell you about Cynar.

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